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HardHat
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« on: October 20, 2008, 08:40:19 AM »

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.3. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. 7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.9. Two silk worms had a race.  They ended up in a tie.10. Time flies like an arrow.  Fruit flies like a banana.12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, "You stay here, I'll go on a-head."14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.  Then it hit me.15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: "Keep off the Grass."16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital.  When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, "No change yet."17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.18. Don't join dangerous cults, practice safe sects!19. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium, at large.20. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.21. A backward poet writes in-verse.22. In democracy it's your vote that counts.  In feudalism it's your count that votes.23. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
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Muse-ViktorsMommy
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« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2008, 11:04:19 AM »

Yes.  Is there a point to you asking this (like, you don't get some of them), or just for fun?
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naturelover
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« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2008, 01:28:19 PM »

Brilliant,  funny,  I love these.  very clever and yep I did get them and groaned at a couple....two silk worms had a race...ha ha.
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reffy
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« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2008, 03:52:19 PM »

where did you get them . surely you have copied them from some book.they are very funny. I got each one of them. though i already had read a few before. Keep on trying
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BaileyY
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« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2008, 06:16:19 PM »

there were a couple i had to think about and then i got them. I love puns!! keep them coming!! Smiley
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3sa
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« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2008, 08:40:19 PM »

i love them alli get them alllol
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Vickie
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« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2008, 11:04:19 PM »

ha those were good.i especially like the first one Smiley
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StacyR
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« Reply #7 on: October 21, 2008, 01:28:19 AM »

really good n clever! my fave is the first one :-)
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